starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

foolishcaptainkia:

gothamshitty:

kushdrinker:

sweet dreams are made of cheese

who am I to diss a brie

I cheddar the world and the feta cheese

if i had a penis i would probably put cute stickers all over it 

mexic-ore:

tacos-in-the-veil:

ofaustin-and-alan:

world-of-whorecraft:

AUSTIN MY PRECIOUS BLESS THE SHIT OUTTA YOU

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING EVER O M G 

bless you

I WAS NOT READY FOR THIS OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD